Apparently DW hurt his knee pretty badly slipping in the bathtub at home, he might be out for the season, the team has pulled Jerry Owens off of waivers and he'll be our everyday CF and leadoff going into the season. HOLY CRAP, I thought JO was gone forever.

 

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Edited April 1, 200916 yr by bighurt4life

If this isn't an April Fools joke than I hate the way the world turns.

Pretty good pace already.

God Dammit.

It's an April Fool joke obviously. But it's not that big of one. Even if this is true it's nothing earth-rattling.

 

Out for the season after slipping in the tub? LOL. Come on, that's the best you got?

It's an April Fool joke obviously. But it's not that big of one. Even if this is true it's nothing earth-rattling.

 

Out for the season after slipping in the tub? LOL. Come on, that's the best you got?

 

If this was about Crede, I would have believed it

Seriously? Wise is suppose to get people upset around here? Go big or stay home...shoulda said Quentin reinjured the wrist, they're moving Wise to left and Owens to Center. The rage doesn't allow them to think rationally and realize it's April 1st. Step it up man...

Apparently I'm the only idiot here.

Got me going for a minute.

I was wondering what the joke would be today.

Apparently I'm the only idiot here.

 

 

I CAN'T wait until April 2nd gets here

April Fools is LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

I have been on alert for April Fool's jokes, so I knew right away, but Wise to Owens isn't necessarily a downgrade.

It's an April Fool joke obviously. But it's not that big of one. Even if this is true it's nothing earth-rattling.

 

Out for the season after slipping in the tub? LOL. Come on, that's the best you got?

 

 

Seriously? Wise is suppose to get people upset around here? Go big or stay home...shoulda said Quentin reinjured the wrist, they're moving Wise to left and Owens to Center. The rage doesn't allow them to think rationally and realize it's April 1st. Step it up man...

 

I wasn't trying to go big. Wanted something somewhat believable. Also, thought it would be funny to think of having JO back on the team after so many have been waiting years for us to dump him only to bring him back a couple days later.

I see that it would be somewhat believable. You should've said he got injured in warm-ups today and after the MRI, showed he had contusions or something. Then say Owens was recalled from the minors plus a pargraph that looks like rotoworld. Then a hyperlink at least.

 

I give you a D for effort, because that's where this failed.