July 17, 200916 yr QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 11:08 PM) Either that, or futuresox becomes a million dollar scouting agency, and we hire people to scout all of our minor league affiliates..... Even the DSL! Sounds like a great idea! But first we need to make lots of money quickly for FutureSox. Which direction do you think we should take? Should we start an illegal gaming ring, begin committing armed robbery, open a chop shop, deal drugs, start up a porn company, or come up with some new, fresh online scams?
July 17, 200916 yr QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 11:27 PM) That's what I thought as well, but I learned not to guestion JPN. He's right virtually 99.9% of the time it seems like. +1 It's great to have someone who sees players on their great nights AND their off nights. Most other scouting reports cost money and can be fairly inaccurate.
July 17, 200916 yr QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 11:29 PM) Sounds like a great idea! But first we need to make lots of money quickly for FutureSox. Which direction do you think we should take? Should we start an illegal gaming ring, begin committing armed robbery, open a chop shop, deal drugs, start up a porn company, or come up with some new, fresh online scams? I personally think starting a porn company would be the way to go.
July 17, 200916 yr You're probably right. We can make our own meth for free and give it to the porn stars in lieu of money. Then we turn around and sell the porn on the internet for money. And the best part is that, even if we did get caught, we could always say at least we weren't as shady as Dave Wilder.
July 17, 200916 yr QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 09:47 PM) I personally think starting a porn company would be the way to go. QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 10:02 PM) You're probably right. We can make our own meth for free and give it to the porn stars in lieu of money. Then we turn around and sell the porn on the internet for money. And the best part is that, even if we did get caught, we could always say at least we weren't as shady as Dave Wilder. I'll act in the movies for meth. Why not, i don't have anything else going on right now.
July 17, 200916 yr Combined line of the two Kanny pitchers (Dex Carter, Dan Remenowsky): 9 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 11 K Carter has a 129:30 K:BB rate in 105 IP this year. Remenowsky is 64 K vs 8 BB in 35.2 IP, and lately, its 23 K against 1 BB in his last 10 outings, and hasn't been scored on in 5 weeks. I love me some Kanny pitchers.
July 17, 200916 yr I hadn't even realized that Garrett Johnson, one of my AAP's (and the most obscure) was demoted to GF. Looks like they still think he can start. He's only 21 still, so he's got time. Nice first outing for GF: 4 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 1 K
July 17, 200916 yr QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 11:27 PM) That's what I thought as well, but I learned not to guestion JPN. He's right virtually 99.9% of the time it seems like. When is that 0.1%?
July 17, 200916 yr QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 10:58 PM) Are you familiar with the Raelians? Or do you know your way around the black market? Because we need to figure out a way to clone JPN and put versions of him at Charlotte, W-S, Kanny, Great Falls, Bristol, and in the DSL. Either that or we need to get some Sox scouts to start anonymously posting here somehow. Technically, I am working on a "clone." 50/50, whatever. It's a long term genetic experiment, involving lots and lots of funding. Edited July 17, 200916 yr by JPN366
July 17, 200916 yr QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 09:29 PM) Sounds like a great idea! But first we need to make lots of money quickly for FutureSox. Which direction do you think we should take? Should we start an illegal gaming ring, begin committing armed robbery, open a chop shop, deal drugs, start up a porn company, or come up with some new, fresh online scams? Whatever it is Goldman Sachs is doing, do that.
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