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Good stuff.

Somehow I doubt he'll be too excited by these silly awards typically awarded to mere mortals.

Somehow I doubt he'll be too excited by these silly awards typically awarded to mere mortals.

this

well deserved

Somehow I doubt he'll be too excited by these silly awards typically awarded to mere mortals.

 

HOF

ROTM + another ROTM = ROTY

 

Shouldnt the title be:

 

Gordon Beckham preemptively elected to the Hall of Fame.

 

Because the HOF loses all legitimacy without Beckham in it.

OK, but what has he done for us lately? B)

2 home series from now is the Beckham appreciation series

"AL named "Beckham's official league" for July".

We need to replace Chuck Norris facts with Bacon Slayer facts...

 

-If you have five dollars and Beckham has five dollars, Beckham has more money than you.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Beckham's computer. Beckham is always in control.

-Apple pays Beckham 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

-Beckham can sneeze with his eyes open.

-Beckham can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

-Beckham is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

-Beckham destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

-Beckham can kill two stones with one bird.

Edited August 4, 200916 yr by bschmaranz