Killing your heart to be honest.

Love those transfats.

May I interest you in some celery instead?

No! says my mouth. "God yes!" says every other part of my digestive system.

Ok fine. I'll go grab you a few Whoppers.

Probably don't want to be around me in about 18 hours then.

Probably don't want to be around me in about 18 hours then.

Quail eggs that have been sitting around for 6 months might smell nicer than you in 18 hours.

Really glad I took the conversation in this path

Smells like teen spirit.

Teen spirit? What exactly is that supposed to smell like?

Underarm freshness.

veal parmigiana

We don't recommend putting that under your arms.

Xavier McDaniel used to spray odd things onto his hands. Oh wait, that was Moises Alou.

You think he ever sprayed urine on his veal parmigana?

Zebra's love veal parmigana.

And how exactly do you know that?

Because he has Animal Planet with his basic cable package.

Can their announcers discern zebratic emotions?

Don't know.

Everybody knows that about Zebras.

f*** no.

Giraffes too!!

Have to say it feels good kicking J4L's ass this week in the fantasy football playoffs.

I bet it did.