Yeah, so what.

Zeroing my bank account to support others is not a good idea.

Absolutely it is, if I am the beneficiary.

But how about I just buy you a captain and coke on Friday and we'll call it a day?

Captain and coke? Damn it I went into business for myself, and you can't even support that. I am going back to being a welfare queen.

Dude, you'll have to look at the government for your free handouts.

Eventually they're going to drug test him though

Fools, all of you!

Good luck establishing that.

Ha, my FoolPerPost Stat proves exactly that.

I think that normalizing by postcount will clearly bias the sample towards older members.

Just don't be mad because you are the leader in FpP

King FpP is what we should refer to him as.

Lifetime leader in FpP too.

Making some human for dinner!!

Now might be the right time to step in and alert the authorities.

Oh no!!! I may have cooked it to much.

Pissed that I didn't win the mega millions.

Quit trying. Makes me laugh when people do.

Really you can't win if you don't try.

So what does he tell those folks that actually won? "Hey you wasted your money!"

So what does he tell those folks that actually won? "Hey you wasted your money!"

They can comfort themselves by the fact that they're paying higher taxes.

Unimaginable how many rounds I would have bought you guys on Friday had I won.

Very much so.

we could probably imagine it...just not remember it afterwards.