Talk to the hand.

Um, I don't speak hand.

Very easy to learn though

We will teach our infant to sign.

X will be the first letter.

You probably wouldn't get much use out of that one so I'd save it for later.

Z then?

And I suck, again.

Believe me when I say that no one here is interested in the things you suck on.

Certainly right.

Don't you love licking luscious lollipops?

Even if i did I wouldn't share that opinion in such a manner.

Flavored candies are irresistible.

Gooey too

Here, have some.

I don't take candy from strangers

Just because he loves William Shatner doesn't make him strange.

Kids, you can trust me, i have a clown suit in my van.

Leave the children out of this.

Late model van?

Model year doesn't matter, only lack of windows.

Nice airbrushed art on the sides?

Obviously, each man's definition of "Nice" is a personal decision.

Perhaps you could describe the artwork?

Quit making me do all the work