Olfactory glands could be the problem.

Pretty funny that everyone is getting worked up about which mechanic Chris Sale calls when his car breaks down.

Quit being silly.

Rite Aid is not a place to look for a mechanic.

Same goes for Chipotle.

That place sucks.

Unfortunately your opinion is completely wrong.

Virtually I can't be wrong.

Why are you wearing virtual reality goggles?

Xena told me to.

You referring to the mythical warrior goddess? I prefer Greek mythological figures.

Zues?

Actually Zeus is who I prefer.

Bah, you just don't spell ancient Greek correctly.

Crime, if you ask me.

Don't ask me about crimes, because i know nothing.

Evading drinking outings is a crime in my book.

Funny thing is that it should be a crime. Damned kids.

Glad that we can agree.

Hell, just mail me the drinks next time.

I don't know if the envelopes I use can hold liquids. I'll try.

Just send a vat.

Kentucky, right? I need to make sure I have enough money for FedEx.

Laddie, can you please show me where that "animated google search" link you occasionally use is found?

Might want to google lmgtfy.