Kap, who's kap?

Liberal lunatic from down south.

Miss me ladies?

Not enough chicken while you were gone Colonel.

Oh yeah.

Probably need about 11 more herbs and spices.

Quiche should be served at KFC.

Really not sure I trust their "Eggs".

Really not sure I trust their "Eggs".

Same goes for everything else on their menu.

Touche.

Unfortunate for you.

Very fortunate for his arteries though.

Why that is nothing that a doublicious can't cure.

X-mas feels like ages ago.

You should celebrate Reince Priebus.

Zealots like Reince are not people I tend to celebrate.

Although you have to admit, that does sound like a holiday.

Better than Columbus Day.

Can Reince Priebus give syphilis to someone?

Didn't Regis Philbin catch Reince Priebus once? Or was it syphilis?

Everyone will catch Reince Priebus eventually, there isn't a vaccine for it.

fans were absent from my soccer game today. Too cold and rainy.

Good football weather.

happily the refs allowed us to shorten the halves and skip halftime.

I bet you'd feel this stadium if there was an active net of seismometers in the Chicago area.