Just keep your normal pace and you'll reach it in 3 seconds.

Kids can write that fast. My joints hurt too much.

Little melodrama to start the day.

Maybe we should kiss...just to create some.

No thanks. Also, I am in shock that I completely agreed with just about everything a Republican said last night. David Stockman was on Real Time last night and made too much sense. We need more conservatives of his ilk.

Obviously you need to buy HBO for the rest of us.

Obviously you need to buy HBO for the rest of us.

Pumice man, please. Pfft.

Quit talkin smack about vesiculated rocks.

Really excited about the big game today. I think the Nuggets have a great chance to win.

Stupid, its the Hawks and Flyers that everyone is excited about.

The guys at Soldier field are jealous of the guys on ice at the UC. The UC is warmer.

United Center has nicer grip on their surface too.

Very interesting cleats they wear.

What?

You have to be saying f*** that first half

Zero attempts at an X word for Tex.

Awesome work Tex.

Bulls will be the focus until April.

Can't focus on them too intently, otherwise one of their players just becomes a red blur.

Deng is who you must be referring to.

Everyone can see Deng. He's guarding the other team's best player.

f***ing Bears

Green Bay had their number.

Heal thyself, quarterback.

Injuries that severe require a lot of healing.