Quit making fun of me and my AOL diskette.

Really, you should be careful, once you run out of those 500 hours, you have to start paying for it!

Seriously. It's hard to keep track of my hours since it takes 40 minutes to download one song.

That sucks.

Until they give me my modem n oise on broadband, I'm never changing!

Very strange observation.

We need more time to enjoy the little things. Like modem static.

Xanax could help that problem

You should try meth instead. It's a hell of a drug.

Zertec does somnething, I have no idea what

Anyone know what Tex is on that makes him misspell drug names?

Anyone know what Tex is on that makes him misspell drug names?

Bovine hormones?

Cow 'roids?!

Damn, cows are delicious, I don't care what BS says.

Even more delicious when they don't live in a cage/when they aren't loaded with hormones.

Funny thing is that they taste best of all coming off of a charcoal grill.

Grills + Free Range + hormone free = tops.

Hormones are overrated.

I don't know, I think they have their uses. That whole "driving almost all development of complex organism bodies" counts.

Just a minute, you said organism.

Keep trying. That ones' not even close enough to dirty to be mildly amusing.

Liberals don't even have a sense of humor.

Maybe you need some better humors.

No I don't.

Of course, that's what the "Party of no" would say.