Kaput they would become in bingo hall fires.

Let me clarify...would they melt or burn?

Maybe Burn 14?

Now I have no idea what that means.

Opulence would burn as well.

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I thought opulence was generally flame-retardant.

Quite the contrary it depends.

Really? Cover everything with gold, and see if it burns.

Really? Cover everything with gold, and see if it burns.

 

Sell your gold to a moron at a mall kiosk — it's fun and easy.

Terrific, now we're burning stuff.

Until I know otherwise, I won't stop burning stuff.

Valparaiso Indiana could burn, and I would only be kind of upset.

We'd all look forwards to the nicely toasted popcorn if that happened.

Xtra butter would be nice

You bring the butter and start the fires. I'll bring the salt.

Zany idea, and it might just work!

Awesome to see someone else not only enthused about burning down Valpo, but having to do X and Z as well.

By the way, Valpo wouldn't be my only arson target.

Chesterton?

Dude, that would be awesome.

Evansville must remain standing!

Funny Bone would be Smokin' Hot otherwise.

Goshen might be worth saving too.

Heston would be one big steam engine!

I wouldn't call Devin Hester a steam engine. He's much faster than that.