Good for them, she needs to be behind bars

How I miss the days as a kid when she would tickle me and blow on my stomach.

I'm guessing then she would attack your jugular and try to rip it out?

Jugular is still intact although a few scars can be spotted.

Kite-flying must have also been difficult

Let me tell ya...it was an ordeal.

Mega-ordeal

Now sitting through an hour long talk on peat bogs, that's an ordeal.

Ordeal doesn't begin to describe it!

Perhaps you can suggest a better word?

quadragintesimal

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Sorry.

Tough.

umm, that's not very nice.

Very un-nice, I'd say.

Why so uncharacteristic?

Xanthan gum poisoning.

You are kidding me?

Zoroaster would not approve.

Allah would, as long as there were not TV cameras present.

But Allah is sort of an ethereal deity, isn't he? Why does he care if he's on camera? It's Muhammad that doesn't like being photographed.

Carmen San Diego...where in the world is she?

Damn it, I wonder if she is in the witness protection program?

Even fictional characters are looking to the government for bailouts..