Useless to resist a sex offender with that kind of power.

Very big gang he has with all of those elves he has doing espionage on potential victims with his "naughty list".

Wonder who the appropriate authorities are for the polar regions.

X rated perverts they all are.

You do have some hope, in a few years the north pole will be ice-free in the summer, and he'll be gone forever.

Zorro would take care of that fat man.

Another alaphabetical round begins!

Big damned deal

Could you say that again? This sarcasm meter is off the charts!

damn big deal

Everything seems like a big deal when you're only 7 inches tall!

Future historians will ponder the value of this thread and why there are so many posts.

 

 

Future historians will ponder the value of this thread and why there are so many posts.

Giving yourself a pat on the back?

Heaven help the world if History ever cares about any of us.

Ichabod Crane would lose his head over this thread

Just because he would doesn't mean everyone would.

kinda pointless honestly

Let's figure out what makes these things so pointless then.

Might be all of the pointless posts.

Now I think you're on to something.

Oscar the grouch could have figured that one out.

Pass interference on Randy Moss.

Quit playing football Brett Farve.

Really should have told him that a few months ago.

SURPRISE, he didn't listen.