Really, don't try to catch up on it. It's painful.

Stop talking bad about the thread!

The thread can defend itself if it wants to.

Uh-oh. I think you made the thread mad.

Votto easily wins the NL MVP.

Who wins in the AL?

X-cocaine abuser Hamilton has that wrapped up.

You don't think Kotsay has a chance?

Zilch.

Arguably the best beard in baseball.

Bet you a few Giants fans would disagree.

Coloring agents used on beards is an automatic disqualification.

Do you think his has been dyed and Kotsay's hasn't?

Evidence of Kostay using BEDs is slim.

Frankly sir, I think the evidence does exist and I think you're refusing to see it.

Grand jury will be needed to get to the bottom of this.

Help me get in contact with my local marshall's office, would you? They're probably sick of hearing from me.

I sense a scam from you. Not unlike one of those Nigerian emails I've received in the past.

Just because i'm trying to get you into the local U.S. Marshalls office doesn't mean I'll be planting a meth lab in your backpack.

Kidding about the drug stuff again. I really wonder about you and your obsession with meth.

Liking meth is a scary thing.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Now you are talking

Or am I. I'm not quite sure if those sounds I'm hearing are words. Or birds.

Pigeons?