Picky picky picky.

Quite picky

Relish is unhappy with you.

Stupid stuff sucks anyway.

There are so many insults one could come up with on that remark...

Unlikely

Very easy.

Well, take your best shot.

X is a difficult letter to use in insults. Yes, this is the laziest use of X so far in this thread.

Yeah, I was wondering how you would handle that. I have to give you an F.

Zip that sweater.

Again?

Bad thing, colds are.

Colds are not caused by cold. Discuss.

Don't forget to drink your ovaltine.

Even when it is cold outside?

FFUUUuuuuddddgggeee. . .

Guns make great presents!

Hmmmm, I think you and I need to switch states.

Indiana is a great gun state.

Just because you think you're in a great gun state doesn't mean you are. I don't think it's yet legal for you to use the roof of a bar for target practice.

kaleidoscopes are pretty.

Let's shoot them.

My god that is a GREAT idea!

Not going to know which bullet is the real one.