I am amazed at Balta's attempt to use the letter "I".

Just as much as I am

Kinda wish I was paying attention there, huh.

Lonely driving in Indiana does suck though, i can agree with that.

Millions of cornfields, cornfields for me.

Not this time of year...

Obviously you don't know your corn.

Please. I know my corn, soybeans, and cut down fields.

Quit pretending you can't recognize harvested cornfields then. You're fooling no one.

Really who has the hoosier cred here?

Someone who knows what a cornfield looks like at all stages of its development. Clearly that isn't you.

That's what I am saying, a corn field isn't a corn field after the corn is gone. What up?

Unless you haven't been looking, there are still significant portions of corn plants remaining in those fields, and they're already being planned for corn growing next year.

vacated corn fields usually become soybean fields the next year.

With the volume of corn currently being produced for processed food and fuel purposes, I bet that is no longer 100% true.

Xylem is the primary structural water transporter in corn and other higher plants.

You don't say? I ought to digest more of that then.

ZING!

Another pointless sound.

Bah humbug to you.

Cool it scrooge.

Didn't find anything I really wanted when searching Cyber Monday deals.

Eventually I will get around to Christmas shopping

FYI, I could use an eReader.

Get your own!