Gotta feel sorry for people who update Twitter or Facebook "via text". They must be poor.

Hey, you can't look down on the poor, you are a Democrat! That is my job!

I look down on just about everyone since I'm a liberal elitist.

Jewish family at the campsite next to us over Thanksgiving freaked me out when they started singing Christmas songs.

King Wenceslas didn't go over well?

Loco family, singing all sorts of cool Jewish songs during dinner, and with with Sabboth sun setting, etc., but then they bust out with Christmas carols around the campfireand it took me by surprise.

Mel Brooks could have screamed at them!

Now who's responsible for the wars of the world!

Oy vey!

Perhaps you're in on it with them!

Quite true actually. It is all of that Jewish blood in me.

Rye bread is the best for corned beef sandwiches, Jews and Gentiles both agree on this universal truth.

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Quite true actually. It is all of that Jewish blood in me.

Stop giving away the results of your DNA tests. The TSA may be listening.

That's all right. I will pretend otherwise so that I get the complementary groping.

Unless you really are hiding something...explosive...

Very explosive... giggles.

We need to give you the antidote soon.

X-rays will only counteract it.

X-rays will only counteract it.

 

Yesterday was a great office visit with my Doctor. The EKG did not reveal any signs of my earlier problem.

Yesterday was a great office visit with my Doctor. The EKG did not reveal any signs of my earlier problem.

Zit problems typically can be treated with Proactive. Just ask Jessica Simpson.

"Alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life's problems."

Bring more.

Can't believe more wasn't brought.

Don't you know why? Clearly, more was brought, they just got wasted without us. Otherwise, why would this thread have sat so long without another reply?

Even I should have figured that one out.