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Cake with fruit in it sounds like it should be delicious, so where the heck did they go wrong?

Do try again.

Elf Off!

Fascinating concept. How might I go about doing that?

Grab your "little elf" and *ahem*...uh...*cough*

Help with that cough, a doctor can provide

I'm not sure if I like your new Yoda-like style of speaking/writing.

Just why do you think I am here to please you?

Kindness is one of the qualities you were rumored to have. That rumor must have been false.

Edited December 6, 201015 yr by BigSqwert

Liberals aren't kind when you deal with them individually, they're only kind in their policies.

Milorganite® is ideal for Low Input Lawn Care (LILac), a strategy to reduce the use of lawn care products while maintaining healthy turf grass.

Neemazad 4EC is a fairly powerful pesticide.

Only purchase small amounts of these things unless you want to be targeted by the Dept of Homeland Security.

Perhaps you should try to purchase a large quantity. Just to you know, make sure.

Quit trying to get me in trouble. I'm on your side.

Really, you're on my side? That's what all of the FBI informants have said right up to the point that they tried to have me arrested.

Sure seems like we have a paranoid schizophrenic in our midst.

They say you're not paranoid when the government really is coming for you.

Unimaginable that the government would harass a geologist.

Vastly underestimating their desire for oil, you are.

Wait until all the wells dry up.

Xenothermal mineral deposits could be a useful thing to mine.

You lost me there since I'm not well studied in your field.

Zero intellectual curiosity there.