Zoo animals pass things all the time.

Aardvarks really want to be first in line.

Best not try to run them over.

Courtesy flushes are not widely embraced here by my coworkers.

Don't elaborate.

Everyone enjoys a good work bathroom story.

Fortunately, I am no one.

Golly. You don't think highly of yourself.

How do you know he's not kidding?

I find it useful to be embarrassingly self-deprecating.

Just simma down now!!

Keep it civil fellas.

Let's remember that civil in this thread may not be considered civil everywhere else.

Mom, look the internet police are here.

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Might help if we had a written 'rules of engagement' with regards to this particular thread.

No one's putting out that much effort.

Oh just make the new guy do it. *looks at Colonel Sanders*

Perhaps you should just be content with the chicken.

QUIET!

Really quiet. Because mouth is full of chicken.

Stop looking at my chicken!!

That Funky Motion has spoken. Thou shalt heed his words.

Unless, you say you're sorry for calling me new, I won't share the chicken

Vegan diet of mine precludes me from even wanting your chicken unless it's faux chicken.

Wanting Chicken is a healthy pursuit.