The ten places to scatter my ashes, in no particular order

1. Grizzly Lake, Yellowstone National Park

2. Laguna Meadow, Big Bend National Park

3. Pebble Beach, Acadia National Park

4. Phelps Lake, Grand Teton National Park

5. In the water off Laguna Station on an outgoing tide, South Padre Island, TX.

6. Little St. Germain Lake, Vilas County, Wisconsin

7. Near the library at UT-RGV, Edinburg, TX (It should be that long from now)

8. Renwood Golf Course, Round Lake, Il (if it is still a course of course)

9. Lincoln Park Zoo, Chicago (near the monkeys, I want to hear people laugh)

10. Bring me someplace new.

 

The ten places to scatter my ashes, in no particular order

1. Grizzly Lake, Yellowstone National Park

2. Laguna Meadow, Big Bend National Park

3. Pebble Beach, Acadia National Park

4. Phelps Lake, Grand Teton National Park

5. In the water off Laguna Station on an outgoing tide, South Padre Island, TX.

6. Little St. Germain Lake, Vilas County, Wisconsin

7. Near the library at UT-RGV, Edinburg, TX (It should be that long from now)

8. Renwood Golf Course, Round Lake, Il (if it is still a course of course)

9. Lincoln Park Zoo, Chicago (near the monkeys, I want to hear people laugh)

10. Bring me someplace new.

Comiskey isn't one of them?

Olympus Mons.

Kilauea, east rift zone.

Mt. St. Helens, north slope.

Comiskey isn't one of them?

 

The old park would have been. But overall the Cell feels too crowded, to concrete. Perhaps if I still lived back there in 2005.

Robin's Nest, Hawaii.

Either a lot of people never thought about it, or don't want to think about it at all. Or my selection of a TV Hawaiian mansion just threw everyone off.

I can't think about spreading or scattering ashes without thinking of The Big Lebowski.

 

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

Either a lot of people never thought about it, or don't want to think about it at all. Or my selection of a TV Hawaiian mansion just threw everyone off.

 

I assumed you were coming out. Tom Selleck in those tight shorts and red ferrari must have done something for ya

I assumed you were coming out. Tom Selleck in those tight shorts and red ferrari must have done something for ya

He was pretty hot for the period. But it is more the beautiful house, the lagoon and private beach and just the whole place. Saw an ad recently that it is now for sale for about $9 million I think. All I need are the right numbers in the Powerball drawing this week...