Where will you be sitting as you read this poll?

A TP poll. Nice. Oddly enough, I work in a facility that manufactures toliet paper (and paper towels, napkins, and facial tissue). Unfortunately, we don't get the stuff for free. We don't make name brand stuff, but I can tell you that the process for making Charmin and the off-brand stuff is the same. When you buy the name brand stuff, you're paying for advertising.

 

All that being said, I still buy the "ultra" or "premium" off-brand stuff.

I'm surprised so many went with soft.

As we go throughout this melancholic life through the drab and dreary, slumping and carrying our tired feet one step at a time on the ever-so-slow process towards our grave, we occasionally come across a ray of sunshine that ultimately changes our life to the point where you, as a single representative of humanity, can say "I'm a better person today than I was yesterday."

 

I recently switch to flushable wipes. I'm a better person than I was yesterday.

As we go throughout this melancholic life through the drab and dreary, slumping and carrying our tired feet one step at a time on the ever-so-slow process towards our grave, we occasionally come across a ray of sunshine that ultimately changes our life to the point where you, as a single representative of humanity, can say "I'm a better person today than I was yesterday."

 

I recently switch to flushable wipes. I'm a better person than I was yesterday.

It's such a monumental switch. Too intimidating.