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Contreras is such a fucking clown and Stone just dropped fire and his stupid ass (seriously contrast his response to Abreu getting a ball buzzed by his face last night)

Love Eloy. Love Luis. But sitting practically hip to hip with no masks on in the dugout is just unacceptable at this point. Do better guys.

I think its less that he can't do right by some (altho a few of those people exist) and more that he can't do right by all of us at once. A bunch of us on here have mutually exclusive opinions, so he's always going to make at least some of us mad

beat the fucking cubs again

We've got our stopper throwing today

Dude, how are you possibly in this bad of mood tonight? I'm as anti-owner as they come, fuck the billies, but tonight is a wonderful night, chill and enjoy it. Reinsdorf will still be there as a punching bag tomorrow.

I don't think I've yet seen a dancing for dubs where I've looked at the background and thought "Yes, this is an area I'd expect to see uniformed baseball players"

And we thought TBA was going to be a bullpen game. BUH GOD THAT'S REYNALDO'S MUSIC

One of the most enjoyable games in recent memory. If that Texas game was the inflection point down, I think this could be remembered as the inflection point back up

I don't smoke but I feel like I need a cig and a shower after that game, MERCY!

Tigers beat the Indians!

After an incredible first 4 innings, I am still really enjoying the cuddle and pillow talk portion of tonights game

It's decades too late, but a demolition team finally showed up to Wrigley tonight!!!

Steve Stone - "That was when I was in a different film industry" lmaoooooooo new flair

The board filter definitely didn't catch Baez's comment

Clearly they just want to work on their triple play defense

Abreu would have turned that double play CHANGE MY MIND

Adam's 3 for 3 and now this is going so well I am actually starting to worry. This is real life right? I'm not dreaming?? If Goins hits a HR I am going to find a top to spin

Aw hell yeah I just found out my racist Cubs fan uncle went to my parents' house to watch the game (outside, projected on the garage). I've been texting them trash talk ideas haha

The best time to send a message that the process is more important than the results is when it also doesn't change the results lol

Another good 1st pitch take by Robert ?

If a Sox player had tried to bunt for a base hit 4 innings into a Lester perfect game, you KNOW he would have b****ed about it. But instead we sent him to the showers with more HRs given up than IP so he can suck it EDIT: Why can I say the fuck word but b**** gets asterisked?

I'm so moist right now my couch cushions are going to mildew

nah nah naaah naaah NAH NAH NAAAH NAAAH HEEEY HEEEEY HEEEEY GOOOOOODBYEEEEEE

Yeah that makes sense. Parts of the uniforms and field look normal, but then at other times I can't see the batters face or read their jersey at all. Now that you mention it, I remember watching a night game where a light bank went out and it was similar. TLDR: Wrigley is a rat infested dump