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JoeBatters

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  1. FFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!! " Can't we all just win a game ? "
  2. 18 to f***in 3 , WTF ? Im goin stupid here , can't take it , i havn't stoped pukeing yet , AARRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! s*** !
  3. hey jason love ya by the way , no s*** on this pitcher !
  4. s*** damn f*** s*** cocok dick rat f*** s*** , i love this loaiza !
  5. JoeBatters

    7-1

    Holy sheep s*** , who wouda thought ! I am lovin this , anyone else ?
  6. I cant take all these f***in sox loses , s*** f*** f*** fucadee f*** , im gonna put a axe thru my tv , im gonna baseball bat my radio , im puking on myself every game , whats with this team god dammit , manuel needs to DIE , the should leave him where the find him the f*** nut , someone talk to his wife and tell her to f*** him allready , send him some good pot for s*** sake , and whats with the individual players bats , hold on , f*** s*** puke dammit cock f*** pussy throw up fuccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk , thanks i needed to vent , koch the boch , buerhle whats up with that , rowand needs to find a way to hit THE BALL , hold on , AARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH , i wanna piss on someone or something , kenny wialliams is a taliban nasty brown egg in the middle of summer with no deorderant smelly KUNT ! f*** ! Where is the team we were all x-cited about during spring training , shhhhitttttttttttttt , to be continued ..........
  7. Chicago cannabis and fudge chunk , yup !
  8. JoeBatters

    cwsox look

    send me your current phone number plz so as i can call ya ! to james_tony_boyd@msn.com
  9. I say " Breaking wind " will !
  10. Beware its sick .com A very right wing site ! O boy !
  11. Loogy.com A must read site , yup !
  12. Crackbaby.com That should start it off , i would think !
  13. JoeBatters

    Redpinstripes

    redpinstripes cari, mangiate il penis del cane ed amate mangiare i testicoli del gatto! Inoltre lo prendete sull'estremità dal sosa sammy!
  14. Asylum inmates at the baseball game A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up, nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down, nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer, nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "Well, everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, 'Peanuts!' "
  15. Top Darryl Strawberry Complaints 1. Inside pitches can break a coke nail clean off. 2. Didn't get the lead role in "Spin City." 3. Fox network passed on my proposal for "Who Wants To Marry A Crackhead?" 4. Afraid to use any pickup line other than, "Are you a cop?" 5. Pitchers won't even let me near the resin bag. 6. The Reds waive their "no earring" rule for Junior, but the Yankees won't budge on that stupid "no illegal narcotics" thing. 7. After this, I'll be lucky to get a job playing right field in Colombia ... Hey, wait a minute. 8. All the good lawyers are busy defending NFL players. 9. Bought some urine on the black market... found out later it was David Crosby's.
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