JoeBatters
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Rocker has an operation Rocker had just had an operation. When the surgeon came to see his patient the next day, the pitcher asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before he could resume his sex life. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it," replied the stunned surgeon. 'You're the first one to ever ask that after a tonsillectomy."
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Beaten to death with a baseball bat A man is in court for murder and the judge says, 'You have been found guilty of beating your wife to death with a baseball bat." A voice in the back of the courtroom says, "You bastard." Then the judge continues, "You have also been found guilty of beating your daughter to death with a baseball bat." Again, the voice in the back of the court says, "You bastard." The judge says, "Now, we can't have any more outbursts like that or I will find you in contempt of court. Now, what's your problem?" The man in the back of the courtroom says, "For fifteen years I've lived next door to this bastard, and every time I played a game of baseball and asked to borrow a bat, he said he never had one."
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I belive we have seen the start of another " Chicago tradition " !
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Way back in the day my friends saved me and I saved some of them from serious injury during some haaard partyin'. Here's to good friends. I had a lot of head injuries back in my drunken days. Ran into an I-beam and bashed my head open, fell down and hit my head numerous times, and fell off a building trying to scale the side of it thus hitting my back and head. I also got 10 stitches in the little finger on my right hand from a broken beer bottle, and hurt my leg falling part way into an open sewer cover. I have a scar on my left arm that kind of resembles a Nike swoosh, I don't remember how I got that one, just woke up with a gash on my arm after being passed out in the back of my friend's car following a hardcore show at the Igloo. I also fell off the hood of a car that was going about 20 mph, and fell out of a tree I attempted to climb. One time I tried to race one of my friends on foot while drunk and slid in gravel tearing up my knee and arm pretty bad. During an "Anthrax", "Celtic Frost" show at the Aragon I hit my head and arm hard on the floor when I missed the crowd I was trying to jump on from the back of a folding chair. I also fell on my shoulder stage diving and missing the crowd at a GBH show at the Cubby Bear. Besides that I did ok though. Your an insurance salesman nightmare !
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Im goin for my second in a week , and herrreeeeeeeeeee it is !
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poli sci , wtf is that ? Sounds like a STD !
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That was a sweeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttt game !
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I'll be watching on MLB TV . Go Sox
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jb's a little prison rat whore who gives it up for less tehn a pack of cigaretts. whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me too on his health and i'm sure he's leading a battalion towards sadamm !!!!!!
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Been away to long !!!!
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what are you talkin about? You're the prison b****. The cook county prison princess. That was cold dude !!!!!!!
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Sideshow you hippie f*** you ......... Do you have flowers in your hair too !!!!!!!!
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Happy B-day dude !!!!!!!! See Redpinstripes for a birthday blow-job !!!!!
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How you Doinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ? Go Sox
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Thanks , hopefully i can do a broadcast of some sort down here ....
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Hey Killa hows it goin , i'll be down here for awhile so i'll difinately get to cheer aganst the Scrubs at astros park .
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Visiting sick father , going to go to Astros game i think , Sox vs. Astros at Minute maid park .....
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Howdy ya all , Just saying hello from Cowboy country and to let you know i'm going to George Bush's Ranch tommorow for a BBQ ! God bless and GOD BLESS GEORGE BUSH !!!