Danny Dravot

Ok this is an atrocity by Renteria. Seriously who’s going to fucking pitch? And IBBing Pinder to get to Canha????

Total bust.

I’m not particularly young, but 2014 was the first year I paid a ton of attention to the draft and it was all because of this guy. That feeling is gone now. The Rodon era can end any day now.

We’ve got Jimmy Cordero for three innings, dude!

When Rodon is healthy, he’s nasty? Has this dude not watched a White Sox game in four years?

Oof. Rodon? Great.

To Sean fucking Murphy? For real?

I’d imagine you’re wrong. Oh well.

FUCK YES!

Yeah sorry that’s what I meant.

Luis’ HR was second longest of statcast era.

Ok the umps suck, but Bummer’s also missing some badly.

Bring on the robot umps for chrissakes. This is embarrassing.

I’m pessimistic but I do actually love this team. It bothers me when I say something cynical and people ask me who my favorite team is. Uh, this one? Why else would I be worked up about it?

I’m enjoying it.

DONT STOP NOW BOYS!

C’mon Nomar!

ROBERT!!!!!

No Cease, please. I like the bmags plan. Don’t forget Foster. Nice live f-bomb right there, Ramon.

Yeah. Time for the shitty RISP hitting to end. Light these fuckers up.

Grossman takes a super close pitch for ball 3, then grounds out on a pitch three inches lower.

I thought I was an annoying hot take king. I’ll try to step up my game though.

No, he threw the pitch and looked fine. No reaction or anything. Think it was something with his wrist or hand.

This is correct. I don’t know why there’s any argument about this.

Oh shut the fuck up. He’s going to win the MVP this year, barring a criminal level of journalistic stupidity. One GO doesn’t change that.