Danny Dravot

Do you think he’s going to come back from a 2-year hiatus close to what he was? That’s what worries me more than anything with Kopech. My prediction right now would be that he’s finished as anything special.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to suggest all in one trade.

I’m not sure why the Brewers are selling. They’re 15-18 but no one on their team is hitting like they can.

I would trade Kopech, Heuer, Dunning, Collins, Stiever, Cease 100% (for the right return). But Vaughn? No way. Not at all.

Why wouldn’t you? He shows up, he gets hurt, he stays hurt, everyone gets super hyped up, he comes back, and the cycle starts again. I don’t care about him anymore.

So...we can trade Elijah Tatis for Wander Franco, yes?

I assumed it was a three-way trade with the Phillies for Aaron Nola. Who the fuck is Austin Nola? They traded Trammell for a 30 y/o in his second year. WTF is going on?

Are we so fed up with Mazara that we would trade for an OF right now? I'd prefer Lynn (or Woodruff) myself.

Get into options trading. That'll get you refreshing your phone every two minutes or so.

Has Not Steve actually called anything? I thought he was a troll account.

All that effort and you couldn't go with "Pumped!!!" for the closer?

I don't either, but he has -0.1 dWAR on BR so...no?

If you're not getting Shane Bieber+ back in any Luis Robert possibility to the #Indians, there's no reason to do the trade.

Kyle Lewis is gonna have a say. Honestly, right now, it's between those two. I don't think Dobnak factors in.

I can get used to it.

Fuck yeah, Luis. Let's not leave so many on in Minny though, please.

Why not? There's nothing to lose.

Whatever. The dumb strategy works. Blind squirrel finds a nut. Put Dyson on second and win this.

Just go after him. Why would we move the go-ahead run to second base? Stupid.

I didn't like the signing at the time, I'm not impressed with him now in any aspect of the game, and I LOATHE that he's hitting third consistently. And LMFAO at the Royals trying to steal third. WTF kind of strategy is that?

Get the .215 hitting C with a crazy strikeout rate the hell out of the 3 hole, please.

So we're just not gonna run with Madrigal at all?

Whew.

This is why I want Hawk back. Go fuck yourself, ump!

Fuck outta here of Cishek.