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Who the f*ck is Graham Bensinger? I want the rain delay Frank Thomas Show!

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Is this gonna get played?

Swamp Donkey 2.0

The Maldonadonline is the new Mendoza line.

Jesus, it can't get any worse. Brad Keller warming up in the bullpen... I stand corrected.

**womp womp**

Which one of you guys is at the game screaming after every hit?!

I think Rafael Ortega just started showing up one day and they decided to play him.

The "labor problem" caused in large part by Reinsdorf and Selig.

Soroka fits right in with this Island of Misfit Toys that Getz has assembled.

50 pitches, no outs and starting to get lit up.

PHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

AV just schleprocking thru the 2024 season.

Phamtastic!

Yeah, that wasn't even close.

Clevinger doesn't have it tonight. And pretty garbage defense.

I'm not sure what the purpose of Nicky Lopez is.

That was a struggle.

Does Alexander look more like the Pringles guy or Mario?

The haters always win...

What is all of this offense?!

Bryan Ramos...your table is ready!

We need to get Hermie into the clubhouse!