cuban_sammiches

Pitchers and catchers report in a week. I miss baseball. I miss you guys.

Turned it on just to see Torkleson crush a HR to center.

Blue's strike zone is horseshit.

Thats it for me. Sad.

Bush pitching to Rogers look like 2 guys who both play the motorcycle guy in Village People.

Tune in just to see AV with the big swing-and-a-miss!

Dog days of summer...means a lot of different things with this team.

Just when you start feeling a small ray of positivity...

This streak is about to be old enough to buy Malort shots for everyone!

What's higher- the Sox winning percentage or LaRussa's last BAC?

The marketing department is so desperate for someone to promote...outside of Crochet and he wants to leave.

Imagine getting left behind in Oakland.

I'm running errands and listening on the radio. The only reason to pay attention is the potential record setting outcome for this team. #howlowcanyougo

70 pitches through the 2nd. Holy s%*#

Such a great sandwich. Only reason to go to a game these days.

He is on my fantasy team. I finally had to bench his ass.

Yeah.

Crochet was the amuse-bouche. The bullpen is the main course.

Let's see what the bullpen does. Hahahahaha

Yeah, he's still bitter.

I like the idea of Touki more than the actual Touki.

I think he hit 99 to end the 1st inning. He might be done after this inning if 50 is his limit.

Ober can't find the strike zone so of course Baldwin swings at the first 2 pitches out of the strike zone. Idiot.

Luis Robert Jr. taking a fly ball to the head after losing it in the sun would be an apt metaphor for this lost season.

So whats the pitch count total for Crochet tonight?