So which position player will take the mound today?
Some rookie like Sosa?
Grizzled vet who grew up dreaming of being a pitcher (like an Andrus type)?
Someone you wouldn't expect to want to pitch and would have no expectation of being able to throw 75 (like Vaughn)?
...or some boneheaded move that's just going to risk long-term injury to a legit star (Robert is the only one who qualifies, I think)?