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Bryan is back...back...back...

Kimbrel sucks...which means it will be a 12 pitch/1-2-3 9th.

He's emotionally crushed...his dad will be tweeting in his defense this evening.

I never realized how big of a guy McCann is.

This is probably inaccurate but I have not felt that the Sox were together as a team since maybe spring, 2021.

Julks is a gamer.

Yeah. This bottom 8th/9th inning is gonna be done in 10 minutes.

Please don't blow it Kopech. Edit: God is dead.

The Sox should sell sleep CDs. An empty ballpark, a gentle rain...

Let the Sodfather do his thing!

The sound is so sharp you can hear the gentle raindrops.

I like Tommy Pham but his center field makes me nervous.

Jerry has that C. Montgomery Burns approach to team ownership.

Is Sheets capable of going opposite field? Ever?

How long have you been waiting to unleash this beauty?

AV has been reading the hate!

Leasure Time is a pleasent surprise.

Mandick and Lopez cannot get the job done.

Not used to catching base stealers.

DeJesus strike zone sucks.

Mendick seems like a good guy but he's not a starting 3rd baseman.

McCann took a pitch to the throat while catching.

Sheets is really garbage.

Serving up delicious meatballs the 3rd time thru.

Budweiser leaning into the veteran thing after the whole bud light fiasco.