MurcieOne

Diahrea.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 12:34 PM) That's some blatant disregard for his own bowels right there......MURRRRCIE..... what can i say.... i love the feeling of loose rosebud. Timo does too... thats why he just doubled in Crede.

every player in our dugout came up to buehrle and fist pounded him.... i think getting that type of respect... is worth more than any streak ever could be.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 12:30 PM) I think the diahrea that Murcie had was accidental. Maybe.... but i do some crazy s*** sometimes... so it's hard to tell.

I've had diahrea all day as a result of eating a weeks old mexican food last night.... eating that food was a better call then throwing MB outta the game. Hawk is the s*** btw. I've never laughed so hard during a broadcast.

QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 11:15 AM) A brief translation: I couldn't tell what was being injected into me, due to the fact I was bent over and the "trainer" was putting the shot in my ass. Subsequently, I couldn't read the label. briefer translation: It's not my fault... infact im the victim.

Raffy Palmiero must have gotten advice from sammy.... "Just tell em you didnt know what you were taking....I told em that I didn't know the bat was corked. You then smile, speak some adorable broken english, hit some homeruns and everything's ok again."

QUOTE(Cerbaho-WG @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 10:58 AM) He could be indicted on perjury charges as well. There's as much a chance of that happening as there was Kobe getting convicted of rape. Should happen... wont happen.

QUOTE(Greg Hibbard @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 10:54 AM) I think you misconstrue my meaning...he's laughing his ass off because book sales probably went up 1000% with this announcement. i know, i just like being a wittle wascal sometimes

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 10:53 AM) That show is hilarious. Except I had no idea that Bronson Pinchot was such a perv. This cast has been the worst thus far, but i agree the show is awesome. Balky is a stud.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 10:49 AM) A day after he gets mentioned in HOF speeches, he totally f's his career up. Good job Raffy. Why did Ryno mention Raffy in his speech.... didnt Palmiero bang his wife during his couple years with the cubs? I think i remember hearing that was the reason they traded him.

QUOTE(Greg Hibbard @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 10:46 AM) Canseco is laughing his ass off somewhere right now Canseco's on the Surreal Life and contemplating sex with that ice queen Janice Dickinson... he has no right to laugh at anyone.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 10:41 AM) Soxtalk: Where viagra jokes come early and often. Come(s) early and often...... i think thats Jason Gage's motto, but i think he'll be cool with letting the website borrow it.

QUOTE(MurcieOne @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 10:40 AM) WoW.... this is pretty fuggin big. Is Viagra a steroid? ouch i was 4 posts late on the first Viagra joke.... good going guys - this is what makes soxtalk what it is.

WoW.... this is pretty fuggin big. Is Viagra a steroid?

it says he's suspended 10 games.... are we sure it's for roids? If so.... i dont think he deserves to be a first ballot HOFer

WoW...... what is this guy retarded?

QUOTE(Soxfest @ Jul 31, 2005 -> 02:58 PM) Nothing was learned from 2000 and JR pocket more money from attendance and act like you want to go for it. This is not what Sox fans have been promised. WHO WAS THERE TO GET? Burnett? No. Wagner? No. Soriano? No. and we dont need em Manny? Yes. but at 20 million dollars he's laughable Griffey? Maybe. but his contract would have the sox paying him for the next 20 YEARS. and do you want to bench the heart of ur team in rowand? THERE WASN'T ANYONE AVAILABLE! WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN THERE ISN'T ANYONE WILLING TO TRADE GOOD PLAYERS? nobody got better this deadline except maybe the cubs, stop blaming Kenny or JR because there's no blame to be placed. It wasn't a buyers marker, it wasn't a sellers market.... there was no market. What happens when youre the best team in your league and nobody gets better? Your still the best team in your league.

DJ Tanner had some Tig 'Ol Bitties, then after the show she married Brother of Pavel Bure, Valerie Bure of the Flordia Panthers. Her brother kirk was a real nutcase but Candace turned out to be pretty fuggin hot.

I absolutely loved to watch Brian skate, puck handle and shelf the puck on opposing goalies.... but the guy really wasnt a good all around hockey player. He was consistently beat on plays, and i dont care how good of a Defensive "D" man you put him with.... his play will result in alot of goals against for his team. I' would kept his ass, taught him to win faceoffs and made him a center.... the guy has alot of offensive talent.

QUOTE(MurcieOne @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 08:11 AM) I snuck into Juan Uribe's hotel room last night and tickled his feet while in the nude.... I think he's gonna be just fine now. I told ya so.... 2-4 2R No errors... one outstanding play in the hole. im going to make a trip to contreras' room tonight with my feather and nothing else.

QUOTE(LDF @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 11:52 AM) really, i thought he would never pan out. it is good to hear thou. he made the Canaidian Junior Champion team.... thats quite a feat. He is going to play in the NHL, the Hawks signed him a couple of days ago, to keep his rights... they must think so too.

QUOTE(LDF @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 11:47 AM) btw where is collin fraser going to play??? is he a legit nhl or is he a career minor leaguer Colin Fraser is the real deal... after leading Red Deer in scoring and PIM, he made his way to Norfolk last year for their playoff run. Maybe not this year, but soon he's gonna be a real good 3rd/4th line center.

QUOTE(LDF @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 11:46 AM) you talked to ruutu, i thought i heard that he was a little stand offish towards the fans. was this some bs that was spun on him I recognized him at the Edge one day before one of my games, where alot of people would have had no f***ing clue who he was. just talked to him like a human being for about 5 minutes while he was waiting for someone. He was happy to have someone come up to him and not ask for an autograph.

QUOTE(LDF @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 11:41 AM) i don't know, i would like white instead of cullimore then i can't seem to remember alot on him. its been a while since i last followed hockey, something like a yr. i would keep white at forward. ref to seabrook, is he like a brownie like peroson. looks, ladies man and good player??? I think Seabrook, provided he keeps the puck outta the net and has the personality to accompany him... is good looking enough to be a Chris Chelios or a Jeremy Roenick. Same goes for Tuomo Ruutu, he's a really nice f***ing guy - i got to meet him at the rink one day. (speaks english really funny, but LOVES hockey.)