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you're the douchebag who doesn't even know how to spell douchebag.

Is the homo trying to come on to other dudes on a message board? We all knew that it was only a matter of time.

You guys aren't gonna believe this, but Mariotti took the time out to reply to my SPAM! According to Jay: "Thanks to you, I will never, ever open another email that has anything to do with the White Sox. I hope that you're happy, you sick f***. Do you have any idea how long it took for me to delete all of that bulls***? I swear, you're either an idiot, or 12, or both. As far as I'm concerned, you represent all Sox fans with your antics. I'll be sure to make a note of this in my column. And f*** Big Frank."

And I'll continue to maintain that you're a f***ing genius.

Aw, poor baby can't send any more "legitimate" emails to Mariotti because I ruined everything. I'm so sorry.

And you're the genius that thinks intelligent conversation with Mariotti via email or any other medium is even possible. Dude, straight up, get your head out of your ass.

Whether or not I get it, as if this is rocket science. Have fun deleting all of that SPAM.

Who gives a flying f*** about what that guy thinks. You gotta be an asshole to read his column in the first place. Duh, I wanna see what he's gonna say next.

Yeah, sure it is. Come on man, are you serious?

You know how you can send like 50 emails at the same time? I multiplied Marrioti's email address by 50 in the address bar & hit the send button about 100 times while I was listening to the White Album, because I get down like that. The header of the email: STOP BASHING BIG FRANK No text within the email. It gives me immense satisfaction when I think of how Mariotti will have to delete 5000 of my emails tomorrow. I encourage you all to do the same. It'll take no more than 10 to 15 minutes. No big deal. Remember the all star voting last year? I spent at least two hours voting for Frank, and in retrospect, I should have worked harder. God damn it.

That's enough outta you.

You know, this place feels like church. Do I not have the right to assume that someone is smoking crack when they talk about the Dodgers wanting Konerko moreso than Thomas on the strength of OPS? Am I in the wrong here? Let me know.

I've seen her since then, back in 96 or 97. The face, hair, and chest are almost a perfect match.

Yes. That's Keith David telling Piper to back off when they're in the alley, right before the brawl. I also had a question about your avator. That looks an awful lot like a girl I went to grade school with. That isn't Laurie Canning, is it? I know that she's a professional dancer now, and she looked good back when I knew her, but god damn.

Yeah, tell me about it. This DBAHO guy needs to lay off the crack rock.

That sucks. But then again, I think that it's time for Lawrence Holmes to assume that slot. That guy is phenomenal.

Gotta know your history, young buck. Honus Wagner is just the tip of the iceberg.

That girl in your signature ain't even legal, man.

That's great. We'll get to see Frank reach the 500 HR plateau with another team. I can't wait.

Just like elrockinMT said, Frank is only one player out of 25. Pitching wins championships, you say? Well, so does on base plus slugging percentage, and Frank's lifetime OPS through 14 years is at .1000. There are maybe 7 or 8 other guys in the history of baseball who rank ahead of Frank in OPS, including Ruth, Gehrig, Williams, Bonds, Horsnby, Foxx, and Musial. So have some respect. Get your head out of your ass and recognize the best player that you'll ever see in a White Sox uniform.

Why would we want to trade our hall of famer? Seriously, what is wrong with this current generation of Sox fans in their late teens/early twenties? There's no loyalty. It's f***ing pathetic. :puke

Hey, s*** for brains, have you been watching this guy for the past few years?

I have nothing against females. Adams will be lucky if he maintains a 4.50 ERA in the AL. Ligtenberg? He hadn't pitched effectively for quite some time prior to last year, so who knows what he'll do this year. Don't expect much. Nathan and a bunch of crap is what it looks like to me. The Twins bullpen is going to be fun to hit against. Not this year.

Are you Joe Borchard? Hahhahahahahaaa I didn't mean anything by the Dawson's Creek statement. I was just buls***ting. But seriously, he does look like he belongs on a beach somewhere.