Yoda

5-4

Nice bunt Mark

The hell I’m not calming down. Once Buehrle gets his head out of his ass I’ll calm down.

And that’s no joke. The Sox can’t beat a f***ed up team like this, than they can’t win s***! That simple. They better get some f***ing runs.

I felt sorry for these rats (Expos) but now I’m starting to feel sorry for the f***ing White Sox.

This is f***ing disgusting as hell. It's the f***ing Expos dammit!

I’m just glad the Sox are never seeing the Marlins again. Loaiza gave a very good performance last night. He only made one mistake which turned out to be a HR. Let’s not forget the Sox had the bases loaded in the sixth I believe. And who was batting? Frank Thomas. In his career he has 8 Grand slams. Now I’m not saying I want him to hit a long one while the bases are loaded, but you have two runners in scoring position. If he had hit a single than the score would have been 3-1.

Krusty Burger guy: "We need more special sauce! Go put this mayonnaise in the sun!" --------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? --------------------------------------------------------- Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers! Homer: Can't make a float without flowers... Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again? Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah. --------------------------------------------------------- Fidel Castro: "They named a street after me in San Fransisco... [whisper whisper] It's full of WHAT!?!?" -------------------------------------------------------- Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Bart: "Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul, it just something made up to scare us kids like the boogieman or Michael Jackson" ----------------------------------------------------------- FBI agent: "When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' and step on your foot you nod. You got it!!" Homer: "No problem." FBI agent: "Hello, Mr. Thompson," (stomping on Homers foot) Homer: (after a very long pause, whispers to the other FBI agent) "I think he's talking to you."> -------------------------------------------------------------- Mindy: "Why are you crying?" Homer: "Were going to have sex!" Mindy: "We don't have to." Homer: "Yes we do." Mindy: "Why?" Homer: "Because the cookie told me so!!" Mindy: "Desserts aren't always right." Homer: "But they are so sweet

Pearl Harbor is easily the worst movie. ever. Only good scene in the entire film is the Japanese surprise attack. Everything else is crap.

If Maggs says he’s 100% ready to go by next week, we should see him in action in the Cross-town classic.

We need Garcia... NOW!!!!

A huge break to score just one miserable run

This news is simply fantastic! I wake up this morning still thinking about last night’s loss to the Florida Marlins, but once I went outside to get my morning newspaper and skip all the way to the sports section, I read that Koch is no longer with the White Sox. I simply ignored yesterday’s loss because of this. 2004 playoffs.... here we come!

Got that right. The Sox will look like a playoff team once Freddy does join the White Sox. Schoeneweis just hasn't been the same and he is struggling at the moment. Once Garland and him improve (and Garcia is with us) our starting pitchers will kick ass Freddy Garcia 3-6 3.23 ERA None of our pitchers come close to that earned run average (maybe Buehrle). He joins our team and the Sox offense will help him out.

Is Loaiza really 5-4? My sig says 7-3 with a 4.05 ERA

The Cell and Wrigley.

Personally, I don’t have any confidence in Scott anymore. Until he can show me his best (like the beginning of the year) I’ll be there to support him. He deserves to be 5-5 with a 4.30 ERA. I’ve read that he wants some run support, the sort of support Mark Buehrle gets. Well, he’s not going to get it if he keeps giving up homeruns. Yesterday he was ahead of a Florida batter with a 0-2 count. That was a great opportunity to strike the person out. Instead he gives up a 2 run single which gave the Marlins a 4-0 lead.

3 outs.

Schoeneweis, what does it take to strike somebody out? You were ahead 0-2!

3rd and 2nd with 1 out.

Abraham Nunez walks. First and second with no outs.

Alex Gonzalez doubles with no outs :headshake

Runners die in second and first.

My mistake. Gameday screwed up for a second and changed the score back to 1-0.

Timo Perez flies out to Abraham Nunez. 2 outs.