fathom

Adam Greenberg-esque

This outfield is scary bad defensively if Robert is out

Are you kidding me

Hopefully all the cheese he eats has made Robert’s bones strong

Almost faster than Lopez in first start

Can Andrew Vaughn play center field?

That’s an amazing 3-2 slider

And he hasn’t come close on the slider

Hoping Robert didn’t injure his thumb again

Dumb pitch selection again

2006 says hello

Cubs just threw Goldy a high fastball and he got a hit of course

Just what was needed

I was madder with him leaving in Gio against the Brewers

Don’t question his gut

that was so pointless to keep him in to face the 9 hitter

Oh boy, Robert and those hand injuries

Thank you!!

But too bad, so sad for him this year. It’s a sprint and he can’t get out of the starting gate.

And no one warming up yet, of course

McCann has to cut it out with that

Bauer’s vlog is my favorite thing on YouTube. I would love for the Sox to get him, but that fit seems like a disaster.

That was close

Doesn’t hurt that Yoan and Robert would be on pace for 7 fWAR seasons and Timmy is a beast.

No thanks, need more offense from that position