fathom

They’re pretty damn healthy for this time of the season

Not on fastballs right down the middle

Hahn’s watching the FOD game thinking Griffey Jr would make a good outfielder on this year’s team.

Not possible

If he had a puppy, I’m sure Eloy would trip over it and break his wrist

Menechino

Agreed but if they can’t open a 1B or DH spot this offseason, trade his ass

Best part of this season was the lockout

12 singles, 1 homer

The worst roster money can buy

Worst team I’ve ever seen with bases loaded. Robert’s stupid stance makes it so hard to turn on fastballs.

Good at bat for Sheets

Melendez seems like a great framer

Four outs away from being 4.5 out

Baez is such a fucking asshole

Sosa with a miserable game

Sheets should be batting here

Hernandez still hasn’t homered this year. Was he using an aluminum bat the first half of last season?

That stings

When are people going to realize it doesn’t matter who pitches against the Sox or who they play? If you can’t score, every game has the potential to be too close. This team has the explosiveness of the Bears offense under Henry Burris.

Sox getting shut down by a guy who was out of baseball at the start of the season is so ironic

Yeah that should have been Lopez, but Tony never pitches his main guys when they’re trailing.

I don’t do predictions because I’m always pessimistic, but I will say they are playing as poorly on offense as humanly possible.

I’m going to go on The Show and trade everyone but Cease to feel better about things.

Couldn’t be more disappointed in the outfielder he’s turned into