Kalapse

He's looked really bad tonight! That's impressive!

Well my BPM is now stabilizing, thanks Yoan!

Maybe I'll hit the hay before the bottom of the 9th, I'm feeling pretty good right now, don't need Colome ruining my night.

EVAN DAMN MARSHALL

Man, Marshall is just unfair tonight.

Omar coming when Narvaez pinch hit

Bennetti with the Wire reference.

He was probably taking 2 with the 3-0 count and Moncada on deck. Not saying I agree with it but it would make sense.

For as bad as Ricky's been Counsell has matched him blow for blow and yes you bring in your fucking closer at home in a tied game in the 8th you fools.

Tearing your achilles doesn't really seem like a shortened season kind of injury.

Yeah, it sure as shit has the tension of a playoff game and my reactions reflect that.

Wow, Manny Pina, terrible.

Shocked that first pitch wasn't called a strike.

56.1 MPH on that laser to left.

SCORCHED his first hit for the Sox

Forgot he was even on the roster, can't blame me for that one.

yeah, they're supposed to be using a damp rag they keep in their back pocket

If Grandal and McCann weren't both in the lineup today you could pinch run for McCann at first.

Give me a fucking break with the shit zones this year

You gotta leave Detwiler in the pen, he's having way too much success to move him to the rotation now.

oh come the fuck on McCann

Nick needs to make that play

I love Cooper's move of taking off his mask to talk, really good stuff there.

You're not missing anything, it's fucking amateur hour.