bschmaranz

Don't use the word Chitown, you sound like a damn tourist. ?

They just showed Avi working out on MLB Tonight. Greg, get the DVR ready man!

Oh man, with Herrera, Colome setting him up? Filthy. I like the Yankees model of always having 4-5 big arms on the back end.

They still need another outfielder too. I don't think they're too keen on giving Kimbrel $17 mil AAV

What position, they gonna move Swanson?

Is it gonna be "YUGE"!?

He's not really singling us out, he hates everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.

THAT'S IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG!

Could he be any more Italian?

He hasn't called anyone bubba yet.

If you're on PC, just hover your mouse over his name in the thread and there's an ignore option.

And eventually the outfield

Hey Whitey, where's your hat!?

Cherish those moments

Fox eat rabbits so I'd be worried.

Might be a little too complex for him.

Kenny is too cool for school man. He can drop anyone's pants with facts, he's that much of a fan of the game.

How about you do one of those "swellopt" deals for Manny? 7 Years, $250-70 millionish (whatever it is), opt out after 6, White Sox have 2 year option after 6 (boosting it to 8 years over $300 mil). That way we get a little protection for the deal and Manny and his agent can tell people he got Machado $300 million.

Yup, that's where it gets embarassing imo, we can't let the big boys crush us with their wallets.

Did we just "get rid" of Narvaez? I feel like you're simplifying it too much. We got a hell of a bullpen arm for essentially a BAD catcher. Yonder and Jay are also MLB caliber players and there's definite benefits to having them on the roster. We desperately needed guys that can take a pitcher deep in counts and not strikeout like crazy. If those two were utterly worthless talents I'd say you're right but they both make us better.

Gio too, family reunion!

Tanyon Sturtze?

Sounds like a real upstanding member of the media. Him and that asshole in LA should go kill themselves, perhaps Derrick Rose can help em?