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Michael Barrett pops out to foul territory near 1st base. 1 out. Hollandsworth up.

Geoff Jenkins grounds out on ball four. What a scrub. Inning over. The Brewers have completely blown this game. They have stranded 14 men on base. All they had to do was not swing at the junk that the Cubs' pitchers were throwing at them. Pitiful.

And a walk is issued to Carlos. Geoff Jenkins up...

Overbay walks. 2 outs for Carlos Lee!

Spivey hits into a DP. He doesn't even try to run it out. What a f***ing scrub.

Wellemeyer pitching to Spivey and he can't find the plate. Clark at 1st base, no outs.

Wellemeyer walks the speedy Brady Clark on 4 straight pitches. That's not good.

Burnitz POOOOOOPPPSSSS IT UP! Inning over...

And that's why you don't make a defensive substitution of Neifi Perez for Nomar. 2 down. Burnitz up.

Jenkins makes a very shaky basket catch on a pop-up to RF by Derek Lee. 1 out. Neifi Perez up.

OMFG, a double play. Line drive to Derek Lee and he steps on the bag. Pitiful.

Leicester can't find the plate either now. 3-0 count to J.J. Hardy... Ball four. Bases juiced for pinch-hitter Bill Hall. 1 out. Flubs fans are booing their team...

Jon Leicester in for 1-year wonder Glendon Rusch. Is there any doubt now that last year was a fluke?

Good bunt by Russell Branyan. He's definately not used to doing that. Runners advance to 2nd and 3rd. Kasper and Brenly try to stay calm...

Good lord, Dusty is an idiot. He took out Nomar for Neifi Perez.

THAT'S A WALK FOR MILLER! HAHA! NO OUTS!

Finally. He doesn't K. Miller showed bunt but he now has a 3-1 count.

Geoff Jenkins = Brett Favre ? =

If 4 K's in a game is a "golden sombrero", what is 5 K's in one game?

Ramirez K's on a nasty slider way off the plate to end the inning! Let's go Brewers!

Cuz Hendry lost his brain this offseason. He thinks he's a genius, when in fact, he's just an overrated GM. Nomar singles to RF. Hairston at 2nd base, Nomar at 1st base, Ramirez up with 2 outs.

That was a pretty disgusting swing. Even Crede might not be able to match that one. :puke

Patterson K's on a horrible pitch. 2 outs. Patterson is trying to take over the title of "K-Master" from Geoff Jenkins and Jeromy Burnitz.

Indeed. Every Flubs fan is going to hate Hendry for not signing a closer like Troy Percival or Armando Benitez.

Hollandsworth with a leadoff walk. Hairston deadens a bunt on his second attempt and the catcher picks it up and throws Hollandsworth out at 2nd base.