Jabroni

Big surprise. Wood taken out of the game after throwing 104 pitches through 5.2 innings. Tie game. Bases still juiced with 2 outs. Wuertz coming into the game. Wood will never win more than 14 games.

3-1 to Branyan... Wood walks Branyan. 1 run scores. HAHA!

Wood walks Damian Miller. That's his 4th walk. Bases juiced. 2 outs. Russell "The K Master" Branyan up.

By the way, nice ad behind the plate at the Urinal. I thought the Flubs would never sell out?

Carlos Lee with a single to shallow RF. Overbay to 3rd base. Carlos continues to kill Wood and the Flubs.

Overbay with a 1-out single through the hole that is Nomar. Carlos Lee up...

Nomar pops it up with Patterson at 2nd base. He is really choking to start the season.

They showed Mia Hamm again while Nomar is at bat. So lame. She looks like the female version of Nomar, which is ugly.

Cotts is on the roster because he's a lefty and Ozzie loves him for his mound presence and attitude or something.

79 pitches (41 for strikes) by Wood. Those are Contreras-like numbers. If the Brewers' hitters were a tiny bit patient they would have alot more than 1 run scored.

I think it's his ugly swing.

I know he knows because of the :rolly . I was just stating the actual rumor for anyone that didn't know.

Mia Hamm is butt. I can't believe anyone says that she is good looking. They just showed her and she was looking absolutely brutal with no makeup on.

Actually, the rumor was Paulie for Odalis Perez when Paulie couldn't hit at all in 2003. Thank God we didn't make that trade.

Basically, that this is Frank's last season with the Sox because they are going to buyout his contract. As if that is a given at this point. :rolly

If you guys think DJ is bad, Len Kasper and Bob Brenly are the worst commentators in the history of baseball.

Yep, I thought about that 20 K game as I was typing. That was also before he became the second most injury-prone pitcher in baseball, second only to Kevin Brown. When Wood was healthy, he could throw a 12 to 6 breaking ball. Not anymore.

Capuano K's Nomar swinging, then K's Ramirez looking, and then K's Lee swinging. Inning over. Wow.

Wood has thrown 51 pitches (26 for strikes) through 3 innings. How is this guy so hyped up?

Lee flies out to LF. Inning over.

Overbay flies out. Spivey stays at 2nd base. Carlos Lee up with 2 outs. Flubs fan booing him.

Spivey steals 2nd base. Overbay with a full count. 1 out. Carlos Lee on deck.

Ned Yost is blowing this game by stupid play-calling. He called for a hit-and-run with a catcher at 2nd base and the pitcher at bat. Clark just tried to steal 2nd and he got thrown out by a mile. Clark should have stayed at 1st. Spivey just walked. Wood can't find the plate and the Brewers should be taking advantage.

They also showed a female Flubs fan on her cell phone.

The Dodgers would have to throw in a prospect but if Nakamura's defense was any good, I would probably make that deal.