Jabroni

Actually, Eddy is 6'11" if you want to be picky. Tyson is 7'1"... http://www.nba.com/bulls/roster/ And saying that you could average 5 rebounds per game if you were 7 feet tall is ridiculous. I'm betting you couldn't.

Do you know if Othella is starting at center tonight, qwerty?

5.4 is close to 3? Since when? 5.4 is almost twice as much as 3. Did you pass grammar school math?

At least tell the truth. Eddy is averaging 5.4 rebounds per game... http://www.nba.com/playerfile/eddy_curry/index.html?nav=page

Big surprise...

The Cubs' bullpen = :puke

I just saw Wilson Valdez's first at bat with the Mariners. He lined out to RF. They mentioned how Valdez has played for 3 different teams this spring -- Sox, Mets, and Mariners. He just got off a plane and he doesn't even have a logo on his helmet. Ozuna is hitting .527 (29 for 55).

Can someone else do play-by-play? I gotta go. Thanks and later...

Uribe grounds out to Spivey. Inning over.

Top of the 7th. 2 outs.

Crede with a 2-out single to CF. Crede is 2 for 3 today. Pedro Lopez in to run for Crede. Uribe up. DJ said that Uribe was "crunching" balls out of Miller Park in batting practice.

Say what? Spivey was at 2nd base. Crede held Spivey there by looking at him and then threw out Lee at 1st. Spivey then made it to 3rd.

I'm going tonight! No Eddy though.

Well, Crede held Spivey at 2nd base and then threw out Lee at 1st but Spivey has some speed and was able to get to 3rd after Crede's throw. Inning over. 3-1 Brewers.

Lee grounds out to Crede. Spivey advances to 3rd base. 2 outs.

Groundout to Iguchi. Spivey to 2nd base. 1 out. Carlos Lee up...

Garland with a wild pitch in the dirt. Grounder to Crede. Crede throws the ball away to Konerko. Runner at 1st. No outs.

Okay, thanks. Back to the play-by-play...

Paulie strikes out. 2 down.

How about, don't f***ing read the thread then? Or put me on ignore? Do you need some money to buy a clue?

Magruder takes out Iguchi with a football tackle on a grounder by Clark. Hawk getting jacked up by the dirty play. Inning over.

Garland gets his 3rd strikeout. 1 down. Brady Clark up.

Well, telling someone that they post too much when they are doing play-by-play IS being a moron. Okay, thanks.

Iguchi pops out to CF. Inning over. 3-1 Brewers.