QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Aug 15, 2005 -> 12:51 PM)
Name me one that has averaged 500 AB's the past 3 seasons, is available to the White Sox, will be as strong defensively as Kong, can replace 75% of his R's+RBI's, & will cost no more than 25/4.
Jermaine Dye, for one.
I'm only half-kidding.