Milkman delivers

NOBODY HAS TURNED ON GARLAND. PEOPLE ARE MAD THAT HE'S PITCHED LIKE A PIECE OF s*** THIS YEAR. There.

The thing about the Tigers that scares me the most is that they aren't getting a whole lot of respect, like us last year.

I have that same feeling I had last night, that we just don't have a chance.

Really costing ourselves this game.

Great, fast inning from Garland. Way to put the offense right back out there.

I'm humming Jessice by the Allman Brothers Band for some reason. Were they playing it at the game or something?

Haha, Gathright. That guy has no arm.

How many pitches does McClung have? Now that I've asked that, he'll have a 7-pitch inning.

Was that even necessary?

It's hard not to like JD.

Kalapse was right. Garland, go to hell.

New day, same old horses***. We're beating ourselves again against this horrendous team.

When you give up a homer to Greg Norton, you suck. This means you, Jon Garland.

I smacked myself in the forehead when Ozuna missed that. Thankfully, it went foul.

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/arc...ugout3-5-06.htm All you need to know about Jeff Farnsworth.

What did Garner do to earn the label of being a dirtbag?

Get your s*** together, Garland.

I really couldn't tell you what to do. At least, I can't tell you what you're supposed to do. I can, however, tell you what I did when I believe I had mono. It was last year in March, and two of my friends had gotten mono around that time, too. For about two weeks, I was constantly tired and never hungry. I didn't go to a doctor, which is stupid, but I just slept a lot and let it pass. I basically disappeared from public life for those two weeks, and I lost a few pounds. This really doesn't help you at all, but I felt like saying it anyway.

My head actually hurts from how much this jagoff frustrated me today.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ May 16, 2006 -> 09:02 PM) Bobby Jenks accomplished that last year in Seattle, he hit 103 in the bottom of the ninth right before giving up a double down the right field line. I'm pretty sure Bobby hit 102 last year in Seattle, but they say he's hit 103 in the past while playing in Puerto Rico.

f*** you, Boone Logan. Get on your bus and don't even come back, s***head.

This s*** is absolutely unacceptable. Walker is sooooo bad. He shouldn't be going through the hitters with such ease. Coming back a little only pissed me off worse.

Unacceptable. Walker is almost as bad as Logan. f***!

We've looked like we're playing the A's in some of the last few games.

I know our team is good and everything, but we have some serious gaping holes that need to be addressed. This bullpen is horses***.