DukeNukeEm

I'm taking the under.

I just dont care anymore whats supposedly good and bad for me. I live in the city of Chicago, I'm sure the air pollution has already tacked years off my life; but like everything else I'm just not going to sit in my apartment not doing things. I figure I dont do heroin, I consume alcohol reasonably, eat meat and I maybe have 5 or 6 cigarettes a day. If really that's all it takes to have me bedridden with no throat at the age of 50 then f*** this world and everyone in it.

I dont care what QB you have, having both of those guys rushing the passer can easily throw off anyone's game if one or both of them go off.

It would actually be a great signing. Green Bay and Detroit would have no answer for a Peppers/Williams combo.

If we aren't bombing them already we will be soon.

Joe Paterno gets fired but somehow Sean Payton is going to keep his job. What a weird world.

That Bulls team in the 3rd quarter looked pretty unbeatable.

this is one way to respond after playing a garbage 1st half

Deng buried that from almost halfcourt

He is something.

The NBA thread is SERIOUS BUSINESS guys. Qwerty just pulled one of the best Chernobyl impressions you'll see and J4L is drunker on the hooch than I am high on Vicodin.

At this point its pretty clear unselfishness is not why LeBron defaults himself in the 4th, its because he's scared. That's one thing you definitely do not want your superstar to be.

To be fair, Obama is probably too busy presidenting to be intently following the Bulls and forming a nuanced opinion on who our biggest key is this year.

I am.

Derrick Rose's commitment to fighting obesity in the United States is awe-inspiring.

Goddamn IU is unbeatable in that arena. Wow.

You're right. His PER isn't high enough to be dancing like that.

Derrick Rose can dance, for those who dont already know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZczejHLBaG4

There is a CTA and Metra connection right at 35th and the 90/94. Plus there's all sorts of street parking a short walk from the park. You really do not have to feed the White Sox money to just get to the game.

Really... is that really racist?

People say mean things about them on the internet.

Jeremy Lin has been around for less than a month, if it were some #1 overall rookie pulling this s*** off people would've crowned his ass. Turnovers be damned, we'd all be in awe. But the hype machine spun up for Lin and now the inevitable internet anti-ESPN backlash has followed. It's silly, everyone has to find a fault in an obviously talented players game and make it out to be his total undoing.

No, just Derrick Rose.

The Knicks are dangerous..

Well I didnt divide it by 8, multiply it by 9, find the square root of its exponent and throw a dart at board. Thus, not f**gy.