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If only we had Lovie Smith! Then Charles Tillman would be 5 years younger.

Glass Jay strikes again. 10 sacks on the year, but one of them hurts him.

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ Oct 20, 2013 -> 01:40 PM) This is the worst Bears D in over a decade easy. I knew our D would regress without Lovie but this is ridiculous. Why do people keep saying this? Lovie's got f*** all do do with this. The defense is old as f*** and injured as f***. They'd suck balls if God damned Lovie Smith were coaching, too.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Oct 19, 2013 -> 07:58 AM) I actually agree with Lebron here. Ray Allen left because he saw that there was a significant rebuild on the way in Boston, and KG and Pierce treated him like s***. One year later Rivers moves on to the Clippers and KG waives his no trade clause to get out with Pierce and they want to act like it is no big deal. Hell, KG forced his way out of Minnesota so he could chase rings, so it isn't even the first time he did it. This.

I used grantland's flat icons to throw this together.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Oct 18, 2013 -> 11:19 PM) LeBron already treated Rose in '11. It's three years later and the same guys are just older, horrible (Boozer) and injured. The Bulls/Pacers formula just does not work. That's why it's the Nets or bust. You really don't follow the Bulls anymore.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Oct 18, 2013 -> 10:20 PM) Fixed. As long as this man is alive that's as far as they'll go. Unsurprising response is unsurprising. If the Pacers can make a series out of the Heat, the Bulls (if healthy, f***) will crush them. Also, Kirk has a concussion, Joakim "glass" Noah has a groin, and Jimmy Buckets is struggling with knee s***.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Oct 18, 2013 -> 03:02 PM) Thanks but no thanks. Time to turn the page.

Derrick is unstoppable. He hit 4 threes and had a ton of dimes and went through Roy Hibbert like 6 times tonight. 32 points and 9 dimes in 31 minutes. The only thing that will stop this team is health.

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Oct 18, 2013 -> 04:52 PM) Dont say I never did anything for you steve. yeah buddy

I threw this together because I wanted one. As you can see, I already bought one, but I need nine more so they'll actually print it. Jimmy Butler "Deal With It" shirt I would like to wear this to the United Center in a few weeks.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Oct 18, 2013 -> 10:10 AM) I just got a job doubling my salary. Get that ass. Good work.

El Torriente

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 10:07 PM) AWWW YEAAAAAAH

QUOTE (Sockin @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 10:05 PM) Confirmed by second source! Jesse Sanchez ‏@JesseSanchezMLB Sources confirm @Ken_Rosenthal's report: Abreu 6 years, $68 million pending physical with CWS. #Astros & #RedSox were also in hunt today. We are so hot our motherf***in fire truck's on fire.

QUOTE (ChiSoxFan05 @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 10:04 PM) Cubs fans be like: Well yeah but we have Javier Baez and he's gonna break the single season home run record next year! These jokes will be awesome once this is confirmed. Until then... Nervousness.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 10:02 PM) He probably knows about it, but the info leak seems coincidental. Oh God. No s***? You really don't think Ken Rosenthal was on Sox talk just waiting for a random poster to spew bulls***. Phew. Glad you confirmed that!

Ken Rosenthal just doubled down on national television and said White Sox got him. I'm convinced.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 07:51 PM) Hot fire You did not randomly capitalize this properly.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 03:02 PM) Dan Jurgens will forever be the best.

Alright. Done clicking refresh.

Why does the title say "reportedly sign" when at-best they were "reportedly finalizing a deal"?

QUOTE (hi8is @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 09:20 PM) I wanted Yonis... No dice. I wanted Puig... Strike two. I wanted Abreu... Homerun? *Yoenis

QUOTE (ChiSoxFan05 @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 09:16 PM) @JeffPassan Sources: Rangers not expected to sign Cuban 1B Jose Abreu. Won't go to $68M, the size of current six-year offer. Most speculate White Sox. So those turds just wasted my worries for nothing. All this excitement for a guy we know nothing about - I love sports.