Steve9347

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 17, 2011 -> 12:20 AM) Let's get Frasor the win. Still think Beckham's going yard. Dude's broken. Ain't happenin'.

There is one constant in this world: Kosuke Fukudome sucks.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Aug 17, 2011 -> 12:18 AM) f***ing sergio I find it interesting that I have red hair and joined on the same day you did. Discuss.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 17, 2011 -> 12:16 AM) Hawk keeps mentioning the attendance of other games, and he seems to be stressing how high the attendance was more than usual. Shot at our crowd maybe? Hawk gets paid a lot to watch this s***. He can kiss my ass.

That right there was a hellofa pitch.

Sit down, PRONK.

Mother of God.

God damn, Paul Konerko. You are amazing.

WHAT'S THAT? SOUNDS LIKE TIME TO OPEN ANOTHER BREW!!!

Sit your ass down, Choo. You awful f***ing 2nd round draft pick in fantasy. ONE MORE BOYS.

Ozzie clearly hates Jessie Crain.

I cannot believe they held him. This is a f***ing traveshamockery.

Please put him out of his misery, Ozzie.

Crain does realize that he has to throw strikes, right.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 11:41 PM) Oh s***, Alejandro's up. We got this. I'll stay up all goddamn night if I have to.

Oh s***, Alejandro's up. We got this.

Of course that baseball stayed in play. I hate these players.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 11:39 PM) That was very, very close to being another triple. Ok, what's the franchise-record for triples in a game? I'm sure it happened in the 1900's, but still.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 11:38 PM) First time I think I've ever seen Beckham look scared at the plate. Last two at bats looked like someone who doesn't want to be up there. Really? He's looked scared at the plate all f***ing season. This is an entirely different player than we saw come up and drive in runs against the Cubs. And that was a fair ball!

F*ck you, Gordon Beckham. I thought we had ourselves a baller on our hands. We clearly did not. I clearly burnt even more cash on your worthless jersey. You f***ing piece of f***ing s*** f***ing asshole motherf***ing f***er.

What in God's green Earth are you swinging at, Slayer?

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 11:33 PM) I hope the fans start booing Beckham as well if he K's to start this inning. He deserves it tonight. JOSIE'S ON VACATION FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!

ONWARD!

Wow, that idiot bailed him out!

Crain's got nothing left. Ozzie used up all the Crain in the first half.