Steve9347

I've been watching this White Sox game for well over 4 hours now. Ugh.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 11:17 PM) I need a hero. I need a gun.

Are you f***ing kidding me.

Flowers is starting to look comfortable up there...

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 06:25 PM) yea im starting to avoid the dark knight spoilers. i want to enjoy the movie, and i dont want to know whats happening when it happens Yeah, I'm done with them. I want to go in mostly clueless.

Welcome to 2011, Alex Rios.

Well, Alex. Congrats. You mattered.

Captain Suckballs is up.

SIT DOWN CHOO. THAT'S WHAT U GET FOR DRIVING DRUNK.

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 11:05 PM) It's Matt Thornton, a fielder must kick the ball or he doesn't get credit for the appearance. Accurate post is accurate.

Nice work, Matt. One more.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 11:02 PM) I love Morel's glove at 3B. Any O is bonus. Seconds later I take it back.

I love Morel's glove at 3B. Any O is bonus.

Ugh, that's tough luck right der.

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QUOTE (Real @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 10:55 PM) Ozzie: "Alex, you need to give me bullets man" Alex: "Oh, you mean for you to defend me" Ozzie: "No, my 9mm is empty." Great, more death threats for ESPN to run with!

I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO ALEJANDRO DE AZA. Somewhere, Tru rememblers DPBL domination.

OK, we get it, you're throwing to first a lot. Now f***ing pitch.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 10:49 PM) As SSI said, here comes the fly ball offense. Morel just missed that. De Aza says f*** that noise and will hit a game winning double.

Caught it towards the end o da bat. Dat gummit.

s***. I'll suck T-Flow's weiner if he keeps this kinda crazy up.

QUOTE (TheCut87 @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 10:29 PM) My problem is de aza looks like he wants to be there rios just doesn't give a damn anymore F*ck Rios. F*ck him right in the f*cking ear.

YES WE CAN

DAT GUMMIT

!!!!!!