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QUOTE (chw42 @ Aug 12, 2011 -> 09:20 AM) The Bears players seemed like they had orange numbers I have to imagine that's being cleaned up in the general release.

STEW CITY!

Yeah, my mom lost it when she left. Then my roommate and I scored some booze and the rest is history.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Aug 12, 2011 -> 06:50 AM) I felt like a million bucks once I was done. That's the best thing about working out. The muscles be poppin' and the legs feel nice and used. I can't believe I used to be overweight and not work out. It's an addiction, now.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 07:59 PM) my wife told me a horror story of one of the former managers at her restaurant getting one of those malicious parasites in her bloodstream from getting a cut while washing a dish. Within 3 hours the parasite had already taken a hold and was eating her skin from the inside out. 8 months after she came out of the hospital, my wife said her skin looked transparent on her arm up to her shoulder and you could see the muscle underneath. The doctors said if it wouldnt have mattered even if she washed it immediately and applied some sort of alcohol based substance on the wound, it was just random chance that something was in the water. So yea, that scares the s*** out of me too A former co-worker got bit by a brown recluse spider. A f***ing spider bite. http://www.acponline.org/graphics/bioterro...own_spider2.jpg He wound up in the hospital FOREVER. The spider bite f***ing kills s***. http://images.emedicinehealth.com/images/4...10729-42553.jpg (not co-worker, but similar. Moral of the story? Shoot yourself in the head if you get bit by a recluse. His arm is still f***ed up.

He WIPES his ass with his record contract! I love this guy!

QUOTE (SoxFanForever @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 07:31 PM) House centipedes. If you've lived in an apartment in Chicago you know what I'm talking about. Also: earwigs.

QUOTE (winninguglyin83 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 07:31 PM) Dunn 5 for his last 34. That's .147. But he walks a lot. F*ck him. If this team wants to win they need to not play him.

Sox are hitting so many balls hard.

Tolbert scores a TD. He got me quite a few fantasy points last season. I don't care if it's scrubs, it's fun to have football back!

Yeah, it could be 12/21 and I wouldn't really complain.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 02:46 PM) I'm not even going to make the claim that it's fair. But, regardless of what anybody says in his defense, until/unless Jay Cutler wins a Super Bowl, his career will be defined by that moment. As long as folks like you keep ceaselessly bringing it up.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 02:37 PM) Pretty crazy to think a star player can actually play through a serious injury on his way to a championship. It will never F*CKING end will it?

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 12:28 PM) Snakes. F*** those things.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 12:11 PM) Not to hijack the thread, but what is the call on something like this (when a cat or a squirrel runs into traffic)? Does one swerve or brake (or both) and make every effort to avoid the creature, or do you just continue and pray you don't hit it, but also ensure you don't endanger yourself or other drivers? And yes, if it is a dog in the road, I would probably flip my car over and die in a fiery wreck from performing evasive maneuvers before hitting it. To me, cats and dogs get all consideration and must be avoided like the plague, while anything else is "within reason".

Madden 12 Demo - Where Dreams Come True and Nightmares Are Re-Lived

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 11:33 AM) Ticks and leeches I love that song.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 11:24 AM) Snakes. Thing is I'm not "scared" of them. There's just something about them. And it doesn't help that I've had about 34743763476234 nightmares of getting swallowed whole by a giant Anaconda. Ok, Indy!

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 11:11 AM) Kipnis, Ackley, Lawrie, Jennings, etc. Young position talent sprouting up everywhere. We don't do that. Brett Lawrie is the truth. Glad I held him all season in that keeper league of ours...

Madden 12 demo is out. Dream come true! It's Bears vs Packers in Soldier Field!! You get to play a full game, 5 minute quarters. You can't mess with any sliders or difficulty though, and it's clearly raw with no announcers, but it's still a huge upgrade. I had enough time to play one half last night after I discovered its availability... got into the endzone with Forte like a boss. The rosters are nowhere near updated for the demo, but it's still a blast.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 12:55 AM) That's one hell of a read. I, like you, hope he dominates as well. It's promising to hear that he's actually been working hard in the offseason, lost some weight, toned up, and apparently improved his footwork a ton. As long as the o-line keeps him off his back, the offense should be fine. Hey, weird question. Did you notice the Madden demo is out? Bears vs Packers? CUTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For me it's eels. They freak me the f*** out. They give me the heebie-jeebies. We were snorkeling off black rock in Maui, and I guess my wife saw one while I was following a giant sea turtle around; she was smart enough to not point it out! Yeah, f*** that s***.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 02:31 PM) Cockroaches freak me out. For me it's eels. F*cking eels.

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 06:21 AM) CT should have Miz get him into WWE. He would give great promos. Leroy is becoming a new favorite of mine. Screw Paula. She mocks Cara but than cries when Laurel returns the favor. Boo hoo you uggo. Everyone on that show is so ridiculous. Johnny Bananas talks about how people need to man-up, and this is after throwing a water bottle in Laurel's face. BTW, Laurel won me over last night, while before I wasn't a fan of hers. Wes is sick in the head thinking it's cool to dump soda on a chick at any-time, let alone when she's dressed all nice. I wonder if Cara Maria is a real weirdo off-camera, because she seems like one of the few normal ones yet everyone gives her s***. I also think she's cute as hell. Leroy and Mike are way too nice to be on that show. I agree, Leroy is a new favorite of mine as well.

Speaking of badass... I watched "Predators" last night. I loved, loved, loved the 1987 film... but everything involving "Predators" since has been a disappointment to me. No more. Robert Rodriguez knocked it out of the park and I wish I'd seen this one in the theater!