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QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 12:18 PM) Let me help you out here... Curtis (P)Enis Does removing the space help? Let me help you out here. I imagine he was joking. Does pointing out the obvious help?

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 06:34 PM) I know seriously. Kills Kennedy, The Decision, Folding in the Finals. Loves Tebow.

Trade him in the offseason.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 10:07 AM) I found a fully nude one of Jordan on ihatebigbrother.com Yeah, it's on the one I linked, too.

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Arrested Development

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 09:25 AM) players arent worried about HGH testing, they are on to bigger and better things, like huffing deer antler spray s*** wil fuk u up

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 09:37 AM) From casually reading this thread, it seems like this Carcillo article ought to annoy a few people here. I have no interest in reading anything about that future-meatball-obsession goon.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 09:14 PM) I recall it being 2002 because I was still a little twit then and anybody who picked on my big Frank was a meanie butthead. Thomas was hitting something like .215 in the middle of the year and I don't even remember the gist of his comments but it was most definitely in criticism of Frank. The closest thing I got was an article from July 24, 2002, where Thomas hit a monstrosity of a homer (longest in the park's history at that point) like a day after Konerko had criticized him for his poor performance. That's all I have, and any articles from that far back through Google cost $3 a pop. I'm not going to pony up $3 for an article. Thanks, Wite. I definitely wasn't certain of the year, but I am certain it happened.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 10:15 PM) Another good night for RiosMan. He has been reconfigured, rebooted, recomputed, and reconstructed. Rios 2.0..bug free. I like it, but this is probably like the Rios1000 by now!

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 08:21 PM) I probably would of needed closed captioning for it. I find it comical that someone makes fun of speech and has grammar errors all in the exact same statement.

I can't believe Ozzie put Crain back out there, but the W is a W!

QUOTE (Paint it Black @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 08:08 PM) It's not that I think he wasn't hustling. It's the fact that he's obvious not healthy. Who cares, he's still clearly our best hitter.

Now pulling him for a pinch-runner after he gets on base? That would be a good idea. But that happens regardless if there's an injury. He's Paul Konerko. You know, that dude who just got on base.

QUOTE (The Sir @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 08:01 PM) This. +1 - infinity Benching Paul Konerko for bad baserunning is the most idiotic suggestion ever brought forth in the history of message boards.

QUOTE (Paint it Black @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 07:57 PM) and holy small sample size batman with your OPS stat. Paul Konerko not going from 1st to 3rd is nothing new. He's a f***ing sloth. You want to talk sample size? OK! Paul Konerko since his return has a .945 OPS. Paul Konerko in 2011 has a .934 OPS. Paul Konerko in 2010 had a .977 OPS. Shall I continue? The guy can swing the bat just fine even if he's injured. He's rightfully DHing, but unless you were satisfied with that 6-game losing streak, perhaps Paul Konerko should f***ing stay in the God damn motherf***ing lineup so this team can score more than 1 run per game? I can't believe you seriously want to bench Paulie for bad baserunning. Holy God, someone give me a gun so I can blow my brains out like the little dude in my sig.

Jason Frasor is a hell of a relief pitcher. Clearly, he's not one of "Ozzie's Guys" yet, so he refuses to pitch him. Crain needs some time off; come on Ozzie, you HAVE to start utilizing Frasor, even if he's had a couple of rough outings.

God. F*cking. Damn. It.

QUOTE (The Sir @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 07:27 PM) If Paulie can't go from first to third on a double, and if he can't even be bothered to slide, he needs to sit his ass on the bench. And he needs to tell Ozzie that his ass should be sitting on the bench. That's unacceptable. Wow, yeah, great idea. The guy who has a .945 OPS since returning from injury should "sit his ass on the bench". What an asshole, trying to get to third base (and also being incorrectly called out, I might add)... he should sit because he's such a detriment to the roster. Jesus Christ, this post of yours. It makes me want to throw my laptop against the wall. It makes me want to find a baby just to punch it. No, Paul Konerko should not "sit his ass on the bench" because he was thrown out at third. K-thanks.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 04:51 PM) No, we've seen enough. If I was a DA, I'd have more than enough sufficient evidence to present my case to the grand jury. We'd no doubt go to trial, in which case I'd be going up against Andrew Friedman's lawyer. The Wells trade was exceptional, however, you act like Frank Francisco is good, which he really hasn't been, and you act like Brandon Morrow is some All-Star, when he really hasn't taken the next step and is approaching 28. I love Lawrie, but he's quite unproven and raped the PCL. We'll see how well that translates to the bigs. You say he's already helping the big club? I say he's played 3 f***ing games so far. Also, I don't know how you can call trading Marcum last offseason as "selling high", when the Blue Jays and their staff could certainly use a guy with a 1.13 WHIP and a 3:1 k:bb rate in their rotation. You post deals as certain wins where the jury is still very much out... the Wells deal was amazing, the rest is all up for debate still. EDIT: OH AND OBVIOUSLY THE COLBY RASMUS TRADE WAS AWESOME f*** ME

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QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 04:21 PM) I'm not trolling bro, I'm just simply just shocked at how far this thread has gone. Maybe I'm just not use to it yet. The Sox suck. Welcome to Soxtalk, the land where everything bad Sox is discussed ad nauseum. But seriously... welcome to Soxtalk!

Ha!

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Aug 8, 2011 -> 04:12 PM) My mind is so full of f***! I am new to SoxTalk but I find this topic so absurd, I can't even contribute without s***ting my pants from laughter.