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Well.. after all this mess do we have a difinitive on who pisses the furthest..? The office was betting on the racist.

Not for me... but not all chicks are the same

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop = said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over & handed the girl a $5 ticket for a = safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector = light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop & said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." ********************************************************* After attending the company Christmas party, the "life of the party" was nursing a king-sized hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?" "As usual, you made an fool of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife. "Piss on him!" answered the husband. "You did," said the wife, "so he fired you!" "Well, screw him!" said the husband. "I did. You go back to work on Monday." ********************************************************* Two old friends were just about to tee off at the 1st hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing & enjoyed the game & the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the new comer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a Hit Man," was the reply. "You're Joking!" was the response. "No, I'm NOT," he said, reaching into his golf bag, & pulling out a beautiful sniper's rifle with a telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle & looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "WOW, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her..... He's naked as well! The b****!" He turned to the HitMan, "How much do you charge for a Hit?" "I'll do a Flat rate, for you, One Thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me NOW?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his Dick off to teach him a lesson." The HitMan took the rifle & took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the man impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the HitMan calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here..."

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED: Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

I like it when someone else types your posts.. nothing like proper grammar.

He's like 12 feet tall, too! And he can cut a rug on the dance floor pretty damn good for his age.

This is where I stand. Women get raped. Men get raped. Hookers get raped. No is no...

PA.. I did read what you typed. Had you been a bit more clear, as in this post, not a word from me would have been posted. Thank you for elaborating.

Shame on you....

Eye.. you didn't say anything. PA did. To label this female a "moron" before knowing the facts.. is pretty f'ing stupid, IMO.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e_us/dog_attack

http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/sweetgeorgiap...atwomensay.html

Maybe she worked there? Maybe she knew him? I just fail to see the logic in labeling her without any facts. Here's another happy story.. stupid woman. How dare she walk alone... http://wjz.com/localstories/local_story_364125137.html

I'm not at all surprised that the "it's your fault cause you put yourself in that position" defense card is played. Watch over the Misses well.. heaven for bid she be somewhere she shouldn't be.. cause that's just asking to be raped.

Surprise, surprise...

Hotel security is involved.. whatever happened didn't happen in his room... and he was out waaaaay past curfew. Not positives for him.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=ap...ov=ap&type=lgns

Ditto

Fresh/Soph year I was in softball, volleyball, and cheerleading. Junior year I tried basketball but I was not tall enough, and it cut into other things. Senior year I was just in cheerleading.

Wasn't this done already?

Tame year for us.. We were home by 2. Dinner was awesome. Johnny Kerr joined us and had us laughing all night long. We think we're bad with the optimism.. he said the Bulls "aren't that bad"..

Why do you guys bother to respond to the racist social retard..?

It does "age" with time. And it looks great. However.. when you pay all that $$ and then get a scratch in it, then moisture gets in there.. and you know what happens when wood gets moist.. ? It rots! Then it begins to stink. Then it turns black. Then I suppose you could argue that wood is a natural substance and doesn't belong INSIDE the house...??

ROTFLMAO @ the handcuff key!! That is one stellar list. Thanks for sharing Jim.

Both. They are custom textured tiles. Super heavy and about an inch thick versus the standard half inch (I think that's standard...?) They needed a special tool to cut them) versus the water saw. It was a pain in the rear. But the durability is guaranteed (they don't guarantee "regular" tile from wear and breakage) The install took 3 days versus our neighbors who got the "normal" tiles and more of them, and their installers were done in a one full day and a couple hours the next day. The refinishing depends on the wood, stain, and extend of the damage. The more they have to shave, the more expensive cause they have to put more coatings on. For the first couple years all you have to do is put more poly on. But the more you put on the thicker it gets and you lose the luster of the wood. It all depends on when you do it I suppose. And, of course, what's "pricey" to you.