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Awesome.

QUOTE (DanksFan @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 08:42 PM) i would, that's bush league And his hot-dogging and skipping is not? Please.

I wouldn't be upset if Danks nailed Gomez in the kneecap.

WOW. A properly turned 1-6-3 DP.

f*** off Punto.

Dye is dipping too much and he's fouling everything off with an uppercut swing.

Double-Hawk!

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 08:13 PM) The obviously don't teach loyalty to your employer at Grand Valley State...what a lame school! Oh no you didn't... I hate WCIU.

Colon and Garcia have no business on this roster.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 08:08 PM) Honestly - who is a better player, right now? Carlos Gomez or DeWayne Wise? And by how much? Gomez. Not by a ton, but by a decent margin. Faster, better arm, more range, better bunter, slightly better hitter, probably more power.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 08:07 PM) I love the Sox as much as anyone here but I would rank the following in roughly the order I like doing them: 1. Having my testicles ripped off while wide awake 2. Being hit by a fast-moving bus 3. Falling into a wood chipper 4. Watching the Sox play the Twins at the Metrodome 5. Tabasco enema How about being lit afire while wide awake? I'd put that as 4B.

I'd rather watch Alfonso Soriano field a flyball than Carlos Gomez. Jesus f***ing Christ, who the hell are you trying to impress?

Quentin needs to get his s*** together. It's nice to see him hitting it hard and up the middle however. And this f***ing plate is ridiculous.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 08:00 PM) Haha, just like with me and the Cubs. I don't even give 2 s***s about the Cubs anymore. They mean nothing to me. Since we won the WS, I haven't paid attention to them at all unless we're playing them. The Twins, they're in our division, we play them 19 times, and we have a horrible attitude. That franchise has taken years off of my life. I'm tired of it.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 07:57 PM) Yawn@Konerko's HR. We've still got 7 innings to go. Plenty of time for us to f*** it up. 8 years of pitiful baseball in this park is enough for me. Go ahead and ban me. That's horrible. Why even watch? Why even give a s***? We take the lead in a pretty pivotal division game against a rival and it's something you yawn at? What's the point?

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 07:57 PM) I love your enthusiasm in these games. There is no greater disdain for me in all of sports than the Minnesota Twins. There are things I can't say on this board that go through my head regarding that team and their "stadium." Horrible, unspeakable things.

PAUL f***ING KONERKO SAYS f*** YOU AND THE DOME

QUOTE (Friend of Nordhagen @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 07:54 PM) Well, I think you need to direct your message to the team, because they're the guys that behave like they've lost before they even start the game. It seems like we just get absolutely demoralized and quit the second something happens. Play the game without your heads in your ass and your tail between your legs and maybe we can win a few.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 07:53 PM) Can someone give me a score/disaster play update? Gameday froze and I've been too busy to listen to audio 2-1 Twins. Like 5 bone-headed defensive plays cost us.

QUOTE (soxfan3530 @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 07:51 PM) Good Ozzie! Let them have it! This. Should have b****-slapped everyone on the field.

And I'm going to ban every single person who comes in here and says anything about guaranteed sweeps and pointlessly watching. If you don't want to watch, don't f***ing watch. They play the game for a reason.

Ozzie, wake the f*** up and go off on these f***ing b****es already. Play the f***ing game right. I'm tired of these bulls*** dome excuses. You play baseball like a f***ing little league team, you're going to lose.

Oh. My. God.

WAKE THE f*** UP YOU f***ING PIECES OF s***. LEARN HOW TO PLAY SOME f***ING BASEBALL AND GET YOUR RETARDED f***ING HEADS OUT OF YOUR f***ING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS f***ING CHRIST!

You've got to be s***ting me.